Funny stories about babysitting?

Here's mine: I was babsitting these two kids, 4 and 6. Since the mom left a huge bowl of green fried things, a jug of apple juice, nuts, cookies, and rasins on the table, they ate continuously. We played tag for ten minutes, and then they ate again. So one time they were at the table, and the green things were addictive. They were eating them like they hadn't had food for years - stuffing into their mouths, etc. So it got intense. They had green salt all over their mouths, and one of them drank straight from the jug. And finally the boy reached for the bowl at the same time that the girl was eating, and he said she had it too much on her side, and she said it was too much on his. They both held the bowl, stared at each other and wouldn't let go. I finally said, "OK, this is the middle." They kept staring at each other. So I suggested that they take turns, so the girl could pull the bowl to her, take some, and put it back, and the boy could do the same. That worked, and they did that fo